This thing is the worst human speciman on the planet. Actually, scratch that. Her fucking AWFUL husband Spencer Pratt is the worst human speciman on the planet, but this blonde bimbo comes in a close second. (Don’t worry, Spencer’s gonna get his own post but I’m just too fired up about Heidi to dive into [...]
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Heidi Montag
Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
W Magazine’s Celebrity Photo Shoots
Posted in Uncategorized on July 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am sick and fucking tired of W Magazine. Particularly their celebrity photo spreads. Every month, the “editors” put a featured celebrity in the most fucked up situation they can conjure up — and then call it entertainment. (I specifically do NOT choose the word journalism because it most certainly is NOT that. And I [...]
This Magazine Cover
Posted in Uncategorized on March 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Fuck fuck fuck. I don’t even know where to begin. This cover’s got me all pissed off. I mean, REALLY? REALLY? Two young girls licking an ICE CREAM CONE? Come on.
Ugh! At least Leighton (she’s the one on the right for all of you living under a big fucking rock) is having some fun with [...]
That I Don’t Have a Dishwasher in My Apartment
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dishwasher, garbage disposal on January 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I know. I shouldn’t have rented this place knowing it didn’t have a dishwasher, but when you’re moving across country, you don’t have a lot of time or options and sometimes, you sacrifice the dishwasher for a kickass view of the water. So fuck off.
Anyway, I’m stuck now in an apartment without a [...]
Idiot Doctors
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Dear Doctors,
If one of my complaints is that I can’t hear, then something is wrong with my ears. If a patient comes in and tells you they can’t hear and then also tells you they have an EXTENSIVE history of ear problems, don’t you think this might deserve more than 2 seconds of investigation? You [...]
This Magazine Cover
Posted in Uncategorized on January 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I contemplated whether or not I should write this since I do like Jenna Fischer very much. But after going back and forth, I decided I fucking hated this cover so much I had to go off.
First of all, this photo looks NOTHING like Jenna. I’m not sure if it’s photo-shopping, fake tanning, or what, [...]
Streets With Untimed Lights
Posted in Uncategorized on January 6, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I mean seriously. I can’t tell you the amount of streets in SF that are completely fucked up in terms of light timing. The light turns green RIGHT as the next light, 20 feet down the road, turns red. And so on and so on. Van Ness? A nightmare. The Embarcadaro? Hellish. It’s so annoying.
I [...]
ACDC
Posted in Uncategorized on October 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
How does ANYONE listen to this crap and think it sounds good? The lead singer’s voice sounds like 12 garbage can lids being dragged underneath a garbage truck that is driven by 37 hysterically screeching babies.
I LOATHE this band.
“But don’t you love their hit All Night Long?” NO. I don’t. It’s the culmination of trite [...]
Earaches
Posted in Uncategorized on October 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I have two ear infections, a hangover, and a case of the TIREDS after waking up at 2am and staying awake until morning. It turns out, there truly is nothing worse than having both your ears hurt, your head hurt, and your eyes hurt.
I’ve had ear problems my whole life but it was my understanding that [...]
