Here’s something I just learned recently: Runners are fucking scumbags.
You’re going to have to trust me on the details here, because a lot of the sites I would use as resources have some pretty fucking nasty photos, but, seriously, RUNNERS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS.
Ok, hold on, let me compose myself, and present the jury with some [...]
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Long-Distance Runners
Posted in Things on April 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
My Job
Posted in Things on May 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I know this is a pretty obvious one but HOLY FUCKING SHIT do I hate working.
I hate my job so much that I spend half my time sitting at my desk thinking of ridiculously awful ways I can get away from it: Maybe I’ll get hit by a car and break both hands [...]
Mondays
Posted in Things, tagged funnyordie.com, I.F.H. Mondays, mondays, nick swardson, simon rex on May 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
We all saw this one coming. We’ve all seen the funny skit on FunnyorDie.com. We all knew we’d take it there. In fact, I’ve fought the urge these past three mondays to write this exact post for fear it was too fucking obvious and somewhat of a hack.
Well too fucking bad. I do hate mondays. The way the alarm sounds, the [...]
This Facebook Ad
Posted in Things, tagged dieting, diets, facebook, facebook ads on April 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Really, Facebook? Being more than 120 pounds means YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT? Who decided on that threshold? Keira Knightley? What if you’re, I don’t know, more than six feet tall? Even then, 121 pounds and you’re a fatty? This is just ridiculous. I can handle all the naughty schoolgirl and porn ads on Facebook, [...]
Flying Cross Country
Posted in Things on April 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
There is nothing more annoying than flying across the country and sitting in ONE chair for 6-7 hours straight. I fucking hate it. Especially if I’m only staying for a day or two and then making the same horrible fucking flight again.
And these airlines that just flat out STOPPED serving food? It’s fucking ridiculous. Hey [...]
