I know. I shouldn’t have rented this place knowing it didn’t have a dishwasher, but when you’re moving across country, you don’t have a lot of time or options and sometimes, you sacrifice the dishwasher for a kickass view of the water. So fuck off.
Anyway, I’m stuck now in an apartment without a [...]
Archive for January, 2009
That I Don’t Have a Dishwasher in My Apartment
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dishwasher, garbage disposal on January 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Idiot Doctors
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Dear Doctors,
If one of my complaints is that I can’t hear, then something is wrong with my ears. If a patient comes in and tells you they can’t hear and then also tells you they have an EXTENSIVE history of ear problems, don’t you think this might deserve more than 2 seconds of investigation? You [...]
This Magazine Cover
Posted in Uncategorized on January 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I contemplated whether or not I should write this since I do like Jenna Fischer very much. But after going back and forth, I decided I fucking hated this cover so much I had to go off.
First of all, this photo looks NOTHING like Jenna. I’m not sure if it’s photo-shopping, fake tanning, or what, [...]
Being Sick
Posted in Miscellaneous on January 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Seriously, My Body — and forgive me if I come across as though I’ve lost my patience with you, but I HAVE — did I do something to offend you? I honestly can’t think of a single thing … I eat my fucking vegetables. I take you out for exercise pretty fucking regularly. I make [...]
Streets With Untimed Lights
Posted in Uncategorized on January 6, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I mean seriously. I can’t tell you the amount of streets in SF that are completely fucked up in terms of light timing. The light turns green RIGHT as the next light, 20 feet down the road, turns red. And so on and so on. Van Ness? A nightmare. The Embarcadaro? Hellish. It’s so annoying.
I [...]
