There are only two instances when it’s appropiate to tag an email with a red exclaimation point before hitting send:
1) If the email you’re sending is alerting everyone that a tornado/hurricane/earthquake is imminent..
2) You’re quitting your job and you’re sending a big FUCK YOU email to the entire company.
Other than those two occurances, it is NEVER EVER [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Red Exclaimation Points in Microsoft Outlook
Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
When My Computer Just Doesn’t Work
Posted in Uncategorized on September 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Isn’t the whole premise that computers are SUPER fast and SUPER reliable? Well, that’s just not the case. EVERY FUCKING DAY I wait 30 minutes for my computer to boot up. Every fucking time I open a new email, it takes 3 minutes to load. Can someone explain to me WHY THAT IS HAPPENING?
Cloudy Days
Posted in Uncategorized on September 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m currently in Santa Barbara on vacation with friends and after just one day of sun, the clouds have rolled in. How the hell am I supposed to get sun (and by extension, tan) if there are stupid clouds in the way? STUPID STUPID STUPID clouds. Instead, we’re forced to watch tv and eat bad [...]
How Easily I Bruise
Posted in Uncategorized on September 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Though no one ever beleives me, I used to dive in college. My freshman year, I spent the winter going to practice every day at the smelly indoor pool and learning new dives for the 3-meter springboard. (look at me dropping the lingo and everything…)
Anyway, every fucking day I would smack the water learning new [...]
