So even though Scarlett Johansson’s album was laughable and Emmy Rossum’s record atrocious, Hayden Panettiere STILL insists on releasing her first single.
Listen, if you were legitimately a good singer, wouldn’t we KNOW that by now? This hasn’t worked FOR ANYONE. Singers-turned-actresses sometimes pull it off. But the other way around? Nope. Never. NEVER EVER EVER.
Plus, Hayden [...]
Archive for July, 2008
Actresses Who Release Albums
Posted in Uncategorized on July 15, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Louis Vuitton’s Camouflage Line
Posted in Uncategorized on July 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
What the fuck is this? Are you as confused as me?
Let me get this straight. Louis Vuitton took the most PLAYED-OUT pattern in the world, slapped their logo on it, called it a fashionable idea and then stocked the shelves? I proclaim anyone who buys this handbag an immediate fucking idiot. It’s ugly, unoriginal, and trendy in the worst sense of [...]
The Dick That Hit My Car
Posted in Uncategorized on July 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Some douchebag felt that it was normal behavior to sideswipe my license plate and leave it hanging without leaving a note. Well, asshole, that’s not how things work. If you hit a car and damage it in ANY way, you write a fucking note. You take responsibility for it. And you PAY TO HAVE IT FIXED. [...]
Celebrity Breakups
Posted in Uncategorized on July 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I think Justin Long is ass ugly but I was happy he was seeming to make Drew Barrymore happy cause she seems to have a hard time finding normal people to keep her attention. He seemed normal for her and they both gushed and kissed everytime the press was around and everyone was just honky [...]
Blackberrys That Dial When Bumped
Posted in Uncategorized on July 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Why do I have to worry about locking and unlocking the keys on my phone? Either I consiously dial a number or I don’t. This bullshit of the blackberry accidentially getting bumped and accidentially calling someone doesn’t fly anymore.
Especially when you accidentially call your CEO during a gyno appointment and the whole thing’s caught on his [...]
Madonna. Still.
Posted in Uncategorized on July 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I thought I just hated her 4 Minutes video, but I think I just fucking hate everything about her. Her fake british accent. Her fake divorce. Her fake marriage. Her fake smiles.
She just keeps popping up. And it’s ANNOYING.
Yes, I realize she is a huge influence in the music world, and has been for 30 [...]
5-Day Work Weeks
Posted in Uncategorized on July 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So I just found out that government workers in Utah are moving to a mandatory 4-day work week. Instead of doing 40 hours over 5 days, they’re working 4 10-hour days. EVERY WEEK. So they permanently have 3-day weekends EVERY SINGLE WEEK. Lucky bastards.
I feel like everyone else is getting fucked in this arrangement. It’s [...]
