So let me get this straight.
In place of all the hit shows on summer break, the networks are running reality programming that includes a show where people jumping on gigantic red balls fall on their faces, a ridiculously-retarded japanese game show, and yet ANOTHER Regis Philbin “win-a-million-dollars” show?. WHO TOLD THE NETWORK EXECUTIVES THAT REAL [...]
Archive for June, 2008
Summer TV
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged liz lemon, regis philbin, summer tv, the office, wipeout on June 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Chris Martin
Posted in Music, tagged chris martin, coldplay, gwyneth paltrow, Viva la Vida on June 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Seriously, could this guy be any more of a douchebag? He couldn’t be, because if he was, then he would actually be a real, live BAG OF DOUCHE. Look at this Rolling Stone cover. Unless he is scared about someone finding out that Coldplay (allegedly) stole a song, there is no excuse for a [...]
Poor Signage
Posted in Uncategorized on June 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Dear Cities Across America,
Get better fucking signs on your highways.
Love,
Every single fucking driver in the US
Diet Soda
Posted in Uncategorized on June 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It tastes disgusting, the aftertaste is nasty, and the fake ingredients are gross. Whoopdeedo — I get to skip calories by drinking somethign that tastes like piss.
And while we’re on it, why did it take the geniuses over at Coke so long to come up with a diet soda that tastes like regular soda (Coke [...]