We all saw this one coming. We’ve all seen the funny skit on FunnyorDie.com. We all knew we’d take it there. In fact, I’ve fought the urge these past three mondays to write this exact post for fear it was too fucking obvious and somewhat of a hack.
Well too fucking bad. I do hate mondays. The way the alarm sounds, the drive to work, the walk to the office from the car, the first “good morning! How was your weekend?”. I HATE IT ALL. So I don’t care if I’m hacking funnyordie.com. I do fucking hate mondays. SO THERE.
Eat shit and die, monday.
I am currently reading this on Sunday … which I also fucking hate. Sunday is one big ball of dread ahead of the shit-throwing fest that is Monday.