I know this is a pretty obvious one but HOLY FUCKING SHIT do I hate working.
I hate my job so much that I spend half my time sitting at my desk thinking of ridiculously awful ways I can get away from it: Maybe I’ll get hit by a car and break both hands [...]
Archive for May, 2008
My Job
Posted in Things on May 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Unsmart People Who Think They’re Smart
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
These cocksuckers are the worst of the worst. Having a conversation with someone who is under the impression that their intelligence is superior than yours WHEN IT CLEARLY IS NOT is one of the hardest things to do in the history of the world. Especially when you have to be somewhat reverant.
I suggest we all [...]
Jennifer Aniston’s New Nose
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ashley tisdale, jen, jennifer aniston, nose on May 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
First of all, do you know how much it killed me to even write that headline? A lot. Because generally, and I know this is not in line with the rest of this blog, I love J. Aniston. Love her. But ever since her operation last year to fix a “deviated septum”, her nose has been [...]
Mondays
Posted in Things, tagged funnyordie.com, I.F.H. Mondays, mondays, nick swardson, simon rex on May 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
We all saw this one coming. We’ve all seen the funny skit on FunnyorDie.com. We all knew we’d take it there. In fact, I’ve fought the urge these past three mondays to write this exact post for fear it was too fucking obvious and somewhat of a hack.
Well too fucking bad. I do hate mondays. The way the alarm sounds, the [...]
BCBGirls’ ‘Onella’ Wedges
Posted in Uncategorized on May 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
These shoes look like a pair of Converses got really drunk one night and took a pair of pretty patent black wedges back to his closet and fucked the hell out of her until his slutty jellies neighbor joined in a sloppy threesome. And, sadly, the wedge got pregnant, and had just seen ‘Juno,’ and [...]
bugs, insects, spiders, and inchworms
Posted in Uncategorized on May 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I went camping this past weekend and as we were setting up the tent I realized that the ground looked like it was moving. As I leaned closer, I realized that every inch of this campsite was overrun with bugs and spiders.
As we sat around the campfire, inchworms would fall from the tree–every 15-20 seconds. [...]
