These Marc Jacobs ‘Upside Down’ Heels

Any woman who chooses to not only buy but also wear these shoes deserves the broken coccyx she is bound to receive when she falls on her ass. And, while I’m at it, I also fucking hate the Marc Jacobs Web site; the navigation is so utterly convoluted, it took me three or four tries to grab an image of these shoes after I finally found them there, because everything’s all swirly and disappearing.